maddenized

to be maddenized is to be dominated easily in EA sports title MADDEN

I maddenized Benji soo bad in madden he pooped his pants and licked it

by Willyumr284 September 7, 2004

Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage

Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.

by 55Airframes October 24, 2011

Maddenite

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.

"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."

by Alvin Li November 7, 2007

Maddened

verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences

"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."

"What happened?"

"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"

or

"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."

"What happened?"

"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."

or

"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."

"What happened?"

"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."

"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."

by pirate_falcon September 21, 2007

Maddenize

Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.

I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize

by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011

Moldenized

The feeling when you wake up in the morning and still doesn't want to get out of bed, but there you are trying your best attempting to set your mind and body not to sleep again.

Tomorrow first thing in the morning I will be moldenized, so help me gods and goddesses lend me your strength!

by zebsaip July 17, 2019

maddenize

To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.

Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.

Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.

by fresnoR October 17, 2009