70 definitions by TooSick4U

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U June 17, 2007

Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.

My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.

by TooSick4U February 5, 2021

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U August 27, 2008

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel

Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

by TooSick4U June 2, 2013

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

trash some groceries

trash some grocies - eating

Rich go to the store so we can trash some groceries. Man, I'm starvin'.

by TooSick4U April 8, 2007

trash some groceries

trash some groceries - eating or using a large amount of food

Rich is willing go back to the store to restock if we trash some groceries after the game.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007