TooSick4U's definitions

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U June 25, 2008

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

quarter-sexual

quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25).

Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. What a ho.

by TooSick4U February 23, 2008

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006