salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus
I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.
by TooSick4U October 13, 2007
mugGet the salad headmug.
played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks
Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.
by TooSick4U October 09, 2008
mugGet the played the deuce from the bottom of the deckmug.

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
by TooSick4U January 06, 2009
mugGet the man funkmug.

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations
Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.
by TooSick4U July 05, 2009
mugGet the side tailmug.

bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
by TooSick4U March 13, 2009
mugGet the bone in the closetmug.

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger
Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."
by TooSick4U June 25, 2008
mugGet the PORTmug.

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips
When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.
by TooSick4U July 05, 2009
mugGet the road dirtmug.