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Mandemise 

Mandemise

Verb

To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.
“I say my good fellow, you couldn’t provide me with a cup of tea could you? I’m parched” “Nah you gotta mandemise dat - yo bossman beg u set me dat ting <gestures wildly at teapot>, man needs refreshment you get me?”
Mandemise by goobstation August 25, 2019
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mandemise 

to make one a mandem; metamorphosis of a pussdem into a mandem; the act of taking a softy into a group of serious mandems, showing said softy the ways of serious mandems (ie. hardness, art of posting, art of juicing, science of reaching tings) thereby turning said softy into a mandem and recognising him as a mandem
origin: Suburban Toronto, invented by clique of dirty serbs and polaks who have nothing better to do in between bouts of drinking than making up stupid words
" Jim, you seriously need to get mandemise , you fucking pussy"

" If you had gotten your mandemisation when you were fourteen, imagine how cool you would be now"

" Maybe if I got mandemise by that gang, I wouldnt get my ass kicked so much"

" we need to take spisak out so he can get mandemised"
mandemise by Paul Koscielny November 10, 2008

Mandemise 

Verb

To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.
“I say my good fellow, you couldn’t provide me with a cup of tea could you? I’m parched” “Nah you gotta mandemise dat - yo bossman beg u set me dat ting <gestures wildly at teapot>, man needs refreshment you get me?”
Mandemise by goobstation August 27, 2019

mademoiselle 

Firstly, it's a french term defining a lady who is not married. Now we use it just for a lady.
I met a lot of beautiful mademoiselles when I was in Paris.
mademoiselle by Altoz January 3, 2005

mademoiselle 

A French diminuitive of "Madame"; "Mademoiselle" means "My little lady". It once was used to signify an unmarried woman, but concidering that it is a diminutive of "Madame", now it is just used for girls and young women, and the professional title for women is "Madame".

Still, Mademoiselle is used for young women by their admirers.
"Mon Dieu! Bonjour, Mademoiselle, je m'appel..."
mademoiselle by Lorelili March 19, 2006

mandemic leave 

A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.
I had the most lonely mandemic leave
mandemic leave by KXC17 March 20, 2021
A combination of vandalise and manhandle.
Mandalise that chicken.
Mandalise by breakBread101 November 18, 2016
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