timmy's definitions

Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.

She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.

by Timmy November 17, 2003

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004

tonkpils

slipknot bakwerds

why do i need an example

by timmy April 25, 2004

mx6

JAP crap which cost a shit load to fix and suck as far as performance cars go.

That MX6 so soooooo 1992

by TIMMY December 9, 2003

fonk

An Aussie acronym for the phrase "friend of no cunt"

Spalding wasn't very popular. In fact he was the biggest fonk any of them had ever met.

by Timmy March 25, 2003

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003