Mandemic

An upgrade from pandemic. When a disease affects all of mankind and only humans (so far). No one is safe.

Wow, won’t be surprised if the coronavirus is classified as a mandemic soon

by Frecklefacegirl March 23, 2020

mandemic

1. referring to a general state of machismo affecting persons over a vast geographical area.

2. a highly contagious state of brodaciousness, or brovado, raising levels of brogesterone to dangerous levels.

What began as a modest brodown soon escalated into a full-fledged mandemic as hordes of the broletariat, as well as the brogeousie, converged on the streets, almost as if the brozone layer itself were replete with brogesterone and raining it down upon bros en masse.

by Alpha Cat November 1, 2010

Mandemic

Referring to a place or situation dominated by men or males

I went to the club on ladies night to hook up and it was a mandemic inside. Three females 59 dudes

by Breaking dancing on cardboard October 11, 2020

Mandemic

Man·dem·ic
/manˈdemik/

Noun
1. chaos that threatens the health and safety of an entire country that is the result of the actions of a single maniacal individual.

The Trump Presidency was an unprecedented mandemic.

by ezguy September 18, 2020

Mandemic

The social epidemic that we’re currently in (2021) where most men are emotionally immature, unable or unwilling to have adult/responsible communication, and whose feelings get hurt/play the victim when their female partners assert any kind of concern or boundary.

It doesn’t matter what city or town you live in, the mandemic has swept the nation. Finding an emotionally evolved man is like finding a needle in a haystack wherever you are.

by StillHopeful2021 March 24, 2021

Mandemic

When baby boys start being born with 3 or more penises

He fucked 3 times harder than ever before, it's a mandemic!

by Sammy Skitz Alvarez April 14, 2021

Mandemic

negative, life threatening, irreversible, damage to mankind, prevalent over a whole country or the world, caused by unteathered population growth of humans.

The mandemic, if not managed will cause…

1. Depletion of Natural Resources
2. Degradation of Environment
3. Faster Climate Change
4. Water Shortage
5. Rise in Unemployment
6. High Cost of Living
7. Pandemics and Epidemics

8. Conflicts and Wars
9. Malnutrition, Starvation and Famine
10. Lower Life Expectancy
11. Increased Intensive Farming
12. Extinction

by Mad501 February 2, 2022