mancure 

The male equivalent of a manicure. Typically consisting of liquor consumption with several friends or any outing consisting entirely of malecentric activities. Usually, the only females to be found are strippers.

The end result is that the man is refreshed, invigorated, and ready to return to everyday life.

Joe: Hey, Bill, watchu been up to?
Bill: Same ol' shit, work sucks, wife's a bitch.
Joe: Ah, the swansong of the fallen. You need a mancure, my friend!

mancure by Remy June 3, 2009

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

Manure Hole 

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

Manure Hole by ellis292 December 15, 2009

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

Mancurious 

A straight man in a gay bar "dipping his toe in the water" so to speak.

Not to be confused with a Mancunian or Manchurian.

Did you see Ian hanging out in the Blue Oyster last night?
I didn't know he was gay?
Me either. Maybe he's just Mancurious.

Mancurious by Danish Marc July 14, 2011

Park avenue manicure 

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

Park avenue manicure by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015