manacure

For those moments when only a man will do. These moments aren't just sexual but might also be for emotional support and masculine guidance as well.

Lisa needed a manacure desperately before attempting to buy a new car, so she phoned Steve for help.

by cbranson November 21, 2010

Park avenue manicure

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

by Nare September 20, 2015

ghetto manicure

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.

I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.

by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."

by LemurChair June 11, 2018

manucure

the misspelling of manicure done by the one and only creeper!

Spa Manucures and pedicures!

by Brizzide and Ktizzle! April 22, 2008

Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015