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Manicure 

A statement for how cool a man is. Similar in usage to the more common term of 'Man you're cool' said quickly
Andrew: ''Manicure''
Jamie: ''Ah thanks man, appreciate the feddback''
Manicure by Jamzaaa April 14, 2010

Park avenue manicure 

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

ghetto manicure 

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
ghetto manicure by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

bisexual manicure 

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."

Minnesota Manicure 

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

Guy manicure 

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
Guy manicure by Scizor May 16, 2012