man-ual
You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
man-ual by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011
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Manual Mangina
A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.
Manual Mangina by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009
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Water manual
If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Water manual by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021
Manual Slice
"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
Manual Slice by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018
manual memory
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
manual memory by Blue Jack June 30, 2008
MANual labor
Real old-school guy work, like fixing a car, when cars had carburetors, chopping down a tree, digging a hole to bury shit, welding shit together, banging on things until they worked again.
Dude, MAN up. Don't let some other guy do your MANual labor. Get the wrench and hammer out, kick it a few times and then give 'er a whirl.
MANual labor by Carlos18 December 26, 2011
manual release
A farting technique in which the flatulent person grabs one butt cheek and pulls the ass apart so that gas is expelled soundlessly, or almost soundlessly.
The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The most polite way to fart in public is the manual release.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
manual release by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 7, 2009
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