16 definitions by Omar O. Ungh

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.