zeromph

When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.

I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.

by Omar O. Ungh January 31, 2014

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh March 04, 2012

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 06, 2010

Omar

An expression of the name Mark by a woman in the throes of passion.

OH! Mark! Oh, mar! Omar! O! Ungh!

by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011

man-ual

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 20, 2011

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011