2 definitions by Scoots and friends
A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.
" I call this the Manual Mangina!"
by Scoots and friends July 9, 2009
The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)
Cheers!
Cheers!
"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
by Scoots and friends July 9, 2009