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malquias’ are a very funny dudes with a great personality. they could be very perverted but are very nice. they look for perfect girls and thicc ones too. claimed to have a big dick.

guy 1: “who is talking to her like that? “
guy 2: “idk, but that’s definitely a malaquias”

malaquias by sexy ass hoeee May 14, 2018

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malmquist

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021

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malaquan

A term used to define a compulsive liar who loses track of they are lying about, resulting in the frequent contradicting of themselves.

He's malaquaning all over the place.

She could malaquan for Scotland.

malaquan by PurpleTin March 4, 2009

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malaqua

Greek slang for a person of the lowest order of stupidity. A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.

Greek for a person who is annoying or irritating.

Can you belive this guy? What a malaqua.

malaqua by Zarptica April 30, 2008

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mataquia

Mataquia is a caring and hardworking person, always ready to lend a helping hand whenever and wherever you need it. She's also the mom of the friend group.

ME: Omg she is so nice and smart plus she volunteers.
FRIEND: Ofc, she's a Mataquia, what do you expect.
ME: I wanna be friends with Mataquia

mataquia by annie_alex3 March 11, 2021

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malaquas

A general term for suss behaviour. Usually covert and mischievous.

"What did you do last night Dan?"
"Just some malaquas down the park"

malaquas by berserker00 July 3, 2020

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malaias

archaic wannabe version of the word "malakas". More serious than malakas, as it can only be used as a swear.

Finaly Manos was proved to be malaias!

malaias by Stellios October 14, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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