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malaquias 

malquias’ are a very funny dudes with a great personality. they could be very perverted but are very nice. they look for perfect girls and thicc ones too. claimed to have a big dick.
guy 1: “who is talking to her like that? “
guy 2: “idk, but that’s definitely a malaquias”
malaquias by sexy ass hoeee May 14, 2018
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malaquan 

A term used to define a compulsive liar who loses track of they are lying about, resulting in the frequent contradicting of themselves.
He's malaquaning all over the place.

She could malaquan for Scotland.
malaquan by PurpleTin March 4, 2009
Greek slang for a person of the lowest order of stupidity. A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.

Greek for a person who is annoying or irritating.
Can you belive this guy? What a malaqua.
malaqua by Zarptica April 30, 2008

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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