malquias’ are a very funny dudes with a great personality. they could be very perverted but are very nice. they look for perfect girls and thicc ones too. claimed to have a big dick.
guy 1: “who is talking to her like that? “
guy 2: “idk, but that’s definitely a malaquias”
Mataquia is a caring and hardworking person, always ready to lend a helping hand whenever and wherever you need it. She's also the mom of the friend group.
ME: Omg she is so nice and smart plus she volunteers.
FRIEND: Ofc, she's a Mataquia, what do you expect.
ME: I wanna be friends with Mataquia
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.