Manos

hands, of the fate varity

"Manos" the Hands of Fate

by DarkMatter October 6, 2004

Manos

King of the Internet.

23:11 <Manos> The last time I had pussy, it was awesome.
23:12 <willyg> yea
23:12 <Manos> This was YESTERDAY.
23:12 <willyg> it always is
23:12 <electronarcosis> cool
23:12 <Manos> And it was with 3 different women.

by mancharmer June 30, 2009

manos

odd, weird, out of the norm, creepy, mysterious, outlandish, ridiculous, and unusual; something seen as being in "the hands of fate." As made popular by MST3K.

"The other day, on a whim, my friends and I decided to kill a goat. We used a rock and it took eight tries. It sounded fun at first, but turned out to be manos."

by Thel200ster March 20, 2007

Manos

If your name is Manos you’re either greek or your parents hate you. You’re definitely straight but you’re single 90% of the year and you’re chill asf. Most of y’all are shy af and have awesome music taste but you have an addiction to smth. You’re hot asf too

Manos took a dump

by Gang boi 1140 September 7, 2021

Manos

Thanos' twin brother, instead of clicking his fingers he clicks his big toe.

"Ow my big toe. Oh well there goes half of the world" said Manos.

by FLUKEYGTX August 7, 2018

Manos

Manos is a small ass dude that is strong,fast and a beast at NRL. He hangs out with the cool lebo,arabic and Greek boys. He usually Gets in trouble in class with one of his mates everyday but he is smart and has a good head.

Teacher:"Manos your on a formal dentention due to your effort and behaviour in class"
Manos:"I don't give a sh#t
Manos parents: Know what he should just play NRL.

by Antono the boi September 5, 2019

Manos

The guy that fucked your mom

"Hey bro Manos fucked your mom. Again"

by Lol Pollos Hermanos October 24, 2019