maloquism 

The ability or act of pronouncing a language rather well, but not actually knowing what the words mean.
One that is able to partake in maloquism is called a maloquist.

Literally formed from the latin words "mal" (bad) and "loqui" (speak)

Person 1: hey dude, check this shit out
Person 1: ilmaisen käännösohjelmisto kokeilujakso on umpeutunut
ole hyvä ja uusi jäsenyytesi lisäämällä luottokorttitietosi
Person 2: wow i never knew you could speak finnish
Person 1: i can't. this is an epic example of maloquism B)
Person 2: what the fuck is maloquism

maloquism by Axel Ottl August 31, 2023

malmquist 

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004

masoquista 

(Spanish) Someone who enjoys activities that appear to be painful or tedious.

“santi, eres terrible de masoquista”

masoquista by honeybullet April 9, 2023

Maltruism

Giving to charity to spite someone

Whenever I see protests in front of Planned Parenthood, I give to Planned Parenthood out of maltruism.

Maltruism by Stefonfan September 4, 2017

Maltruism

1

: selfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of oneself; malicious acts motivated purely by spite

2

: behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to others but that benefits itself

"Wow, Randy is a dick! An elderly couple asked him where the DMV was and he told that it had shut down a year ago, and that they had to go back across town."
"Yeah, he is a firm believer in maltruism."

Maltruism by jacksiback June 26, 2017

malorism 

malorism is a tik toker with 1.5k followers, she posts roblox videos and comedy videos. she’s often in a lot of roblox tik-tok drama.

person 1: omg did you see the drama malorism was in?
person 2: duh! she’s cancelling someone again.

malorism by anonymous November 30, 2020