maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat

Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard

by Whitey58 March 4, 2014

maffed out

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes

Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin

by Penis19990 April 2, 2019

Miffed

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Mafted

Uncomfortablely hot.

Only ever heard used in North East England.

By 'eck, take wood from t'hole our mam, I'm absolutely mafted.

by Tinks April 14, 2005

muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004