Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

by Torbert November 9, 2018

marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010

markeda

An amazing beautiful strong woman. Very ambitious and strong willed! The funny, crazy, kind hearted individual you always want to be around!

Get yourself a Markeda!

by BGQ2814 December 21, 2016

marted

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

Marved

To suffer from extreme hunger.

From the English word starved.

I have not had anything to eat since yesterday! I'm so Marved!

by Chibs May 29, 2005

marned

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.

Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*

by dabooner February 9, 2007

MAFRED

a pubic hair wig

rob has a red mafred

by unknown April 6, 2003