scott's definitions

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

toneage

To imply a tone or attitude in conversation.

Hey, watch your tonage...

by Scott March 25, 2005

Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 3, 2004

the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

bluey

A Liverpudlian way to say a £10 note.

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!

by Scott February 28, 2005

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004