scott's definitions

hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia

n. the fear of long words

i think i have....omg i cant say it.....its too long.....*tremble*

by scott July 25, 2004

Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 3, 2004

toneage

To imply a tone or attitude in conversation.

Hey, watch your tonage...

by Scott March 25, 2005

the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004