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Mafted
I'm absolutely mafted.
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malted state
Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016
marted
an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.
*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"
Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"
Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"
marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017
matted asshair
the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012
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