Mafted 

Uncomfortablely hot.

Only ever heard used in North East England.

By 'eck, take wood from t'hole our mam, I'm absolutely mafted.

Mafted by Tinks April 14, 2005

Mafted 

One is too hot.

I'm absolutely mafted.

Mafted by Sarzy September 17, 2003

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

marted 

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

MAFRED 

a pubic hair wig

rob has a red mafred

MAFRED by unknown April 6, 2003

Maftydafty 

He is a brilliant person with a very amazing skills and good at fortnite and a good Friend

Ha Maftydafty let’s play a few games WOW your so good

Maftydafty by Maftydafty May 15, 2020