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So shredded, not one ounce of body fat
Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard
Maffed by Whitey58 March 4, 2014
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maffed maffed out muffed miffed muffed up maffew Moffed Mafted marfed Meffed

maffed out 

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes
Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin
maffed out by Penis19990 April 2, 2019
I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?
Miffed by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
Uncomfortablely hot.

Only ever heard used in North East England.
By 'eck, take wood from t'hole our mam, I'm absolutely mafted.
Mafted by Tinks April 14, 2005

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"
Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.
muffed up by scott January 30, 2004