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to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.
After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?
maffed by bumblz December 17, 2012
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So shredded, not one ounce of body fat
Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard
Maffed by Whitey58 March 4, 2014
Related Words
maffed maffed out muffed miffed muffed up maffew Moffed Mafted marfed Meffed

maffed out 

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes
Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin
maffed out by Penis19990 April 2, 2019
I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?
Miffed by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
Uncomfortablely hot.

Only ever heard used in North East England.
By 'eck, take wood from t'hole our mam, I'm absolutely mafted.
Mafted by Tinks April 14, 2005

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"
Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.
muffed up by scott January 30, 2004
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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