møffe

A word used for when your gang is hanging out, can replace the words- Kidding, joking, seriously, mate(møffer), lying and a whole array of other words.

Can also replace swear world like "Are you møffing with me" where it replaces the word "fucking"

Mate 1- Oh man I just got laid!
Mate 2- Mate, stop møffing with me, seriously?

Mate 1- Yeah mate, I møffed her up real good!

møffe by Wifebeaterultimatedeluxe April 25, 2018

Miffed 

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

Miffed by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

muffed up by scott January 30, 2004

muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

muffeling by NickSmokes December 19, 2017