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African American in the Lumberyard

Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."
Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.

turkish lumberyard 

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.
The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD 

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

lumberdaddy

One with an appearance of a lumberjack with daddy vibes
That plaid wearing Canadian is a lumberdaddy
lumberdaddy by Halec November 25, 2020

lumberlardosious 

The act of a girl sticking their back out so far it looks like a question mark.
Did you see Mayce’s instagram post. She had lumberlardosious.

lumberdad 

A very father-like lumberjack
Sarah: Oh hey guys! Did you hear about Tom Houston?
Sam: Oh yeah!! He's my favorite lumberdad
lumberdad by Lumberdad December 3, 2020