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loserd
1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.
2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.
The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."
2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.
The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."
Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"
Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."
Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."
loserd by Judge Judith Sheindlin May 22, 2013
Related Words
losef • losefeeding • losefer • Losefruit • lose face • Lose Fail • lose food • Loser • loser cruiser • lose
Loser Turn
When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1
Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.
Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.
EXAMPLE # 2
Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.
Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.
Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.
EXAMPLE # 2
Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.
Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
Loser Turn by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 3, 2016
lose my number
*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."
lose my number by WhitePearl88 May 21, 2020
STONE COLD LOSER
A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!
STONE COLD LOSER by S. Patriot May 3, 2021
Losercide
Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
Loser Position
The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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