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Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

Loompa Land 

n. Anyplace there is a high population of overly-fake-tanned people. See: Long Island/New Jersey bars, Armani Exchange, Hard Rock Las Vegas etc...
"My cousin dragged me to this bar in Massapequa. It was totally Loompa Land."
Loompa Land by Klate April 6, 2008

loompa-ist 

When a chav or smick wears so much shitty fake tan they go orange and it’s offensive to oompa loompas
“your so pale, look how tan i am tho” “hun that’s not tan, it’s orange but it’s loompa-ist”
loompa-ist by anklebit3r July 22, 2020

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.
oompa loompa dick by MastaCDawg July 19, 2016

naughty umpa loompa 

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

troompa loompa 

a small minded person with a brain the size of a walnut who listens to anything the president says. the are usually racist and homophobic along with many other things. they really need to pick a struggle.
person 1: trump 2020
person 2: okay troompa loompa❤️
troompa loompa by gaynextdoor July 16, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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