Me: "so I walked into Loompaland with my friend and the chick behind the counter was like 'OMG! you're like the palest person I've ever seen in here!!!' and I was like 'yeah well I like to remain people colored, especially when it's snowing out'.
(The above example actually happened. THe oompa loompa tried to stick me in its oven for 15 minutes)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.