longinius

(1) n; The name of the upgraded Panzersherk on CallOfDuty: World at War

(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.

Girl #1; Did you know? Chris got longinius!
Girl #2; OMG, We should soo ask him to show us!

by boobookittyfudge August 11, 2010

Longitus

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

by Milliliter May 10, 2022

longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum

1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!

by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005

Londinium

What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (london).

Roman - I'm going to Londinium to watch a footy match

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005