35 definitions by The Koaladude

jeez la weez

An experssion used instead of jesus christ used by people who think jesus christ is blasphumus, usually used in england by middle aged men.

Middle aged man - Jeez la Weez, you haven't had enough cake today have you?

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

bambozzle

Something a Scottish person says instead of confused.

Scottish Person - You've Bambozzled it's wee brain.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

primitive

An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.

Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up*
Guy#2 - *Opens jar with one hand*
Guy - Thanks
Guy#2 - Primitive

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

slogger

Word used when playing a ball based game (Usually base ball. Its what your stereotypical coach says after you've hit the ball too far, usually just sounds a bit cheesy.

Guy - *Wollops ball*
Coach - Woah that was a slogger!

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

Cortez - Its time to split!

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005