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longing is a long unfulfilled desire for somthing that promises pleasure of some kind
for example if you are in love with someone and you are longing for them it can be un fulfilled becaus you may never be together.
LONGING by HIM ROCKER666 July 16, 2006

longineu parsons 

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.
Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.
longineu parsons by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Longintated 

To extend something greater than it should be, most likely in an unnatural way.
Hey Mark? Why is that image longintated?
Longintated by Baka The Idiot April 28, 2020

Loggins Wasted 

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.
Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.
Loggins Wasted by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

longinus 

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.
longinus by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

longineu parsons 

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!