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Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.
Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!
Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

bronchitis 

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose
"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

Bronchitis 

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.
"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

Bronchitis 

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.
Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.
Bronchitis by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012

Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.
When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.

Bronchitis-saurusrex 

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.
Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
Bronchitis-saurusrex by CooNian August 13, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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