Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022

longinus 

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

longinus by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

longitude 

the angular distance of a place east or west of the meridian at Greenwich, England, or west of the standard meridian of a celestial object, usually expressed in degrees and minutes.
"at a longitude of 2° W"

The city of greenwich is located 0 longitude

longitude by Geography potter November 30, 2017

Labial Longitude 

The female equivalent to Testicular Fortitude. A woman who has "guts" or who is brave in the face of adversity.

Despite the fact that there were no other women at the job interview, Lisa had the Labial Longitude to stay and apply for the position.

Labial Longitude by hecklndecalr September 6, 2010

Lance of Longinus 

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

Lance of Longinus by KLT November 7, 2002

lank longitude

Adjective.
meagerly slim, lean, or gaunt

The malnurished boy was a lank longitude.

lank longitude by Brian T. October 20, 2005

Longituding 

The act of rapidly moving the penis up and down between a woman's butt cheeks.

I was feeling crazy last night but she wasn't feeling anal so we ripped some fireball and stated longituding.

Longituding by Pussypoppin July 4, 2014