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A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.
Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.
Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009
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lolto • loltone • lolcow • lolcore • lolbots • lolio • lollocaust • Lilton • lltoxicb • lmlto
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009

lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006
1. Used as a derogatory term, indicating your humor at their "Nobheadish" behaviour. Usually after a fail, or stupid comment.

2. Used to describe a person that has nobhead-like qualities, but in a humorous way
1. *fail occurs* - haha lolnob!

2. That guy is such a lolnob!

3. Oi lolnob, come here!
lolnob by Deejwah May 5, 2011
(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge
Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports
Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019
A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.
lolcow by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008
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