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When a joke is so great it gets stuck in your head and you tell it to all your friends, you have caught "lolio," which then spreads to all the others who have herd said joke. Then your school/office has a pandemic know as lolio.
1)Dude, Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares at the book until it tells him what he wants to hear.

2) I NEED to tell that to all my friends. I think I just caught lolio.
lolio by J-Rams April 30, 2009
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1. expression of amusement from a [screwed up typo of "lol"
Sally: Sean threw up all over the hallway today.
Chris: LOLIO!
lolio by B to the R July 2, 2003
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When something is so funny, I renders you unable to walk
Omfg, that meme slapped so hard I can’t walk. I think I contracted Lolio…someone create a vaccine, stat!

Dang, that joke got me like FDR. Can’t walk, but I’m bout to protect and serve for 4 terms.
Lolio by pahhhzbun April 4, 2026

sal lobiondo III 

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.
Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!
Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010
(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge
Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports
Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019
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