lolsaq
lolsaq by Swimming Jesus October 3, 2011
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lolsacks
lolsacks by XenoPistach March 25, 2008
lolsanchez
n. el-oh-el-san-chehz
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
Lolsquid
Lolsquid by Double A batteries November 3, 2008
lolsash
a virtual item called the "Ninurta's Sash" on FFXI online game for the PS2 or PC & Xbox. Quite possibly the hardest item to obtain on the hardest mob in the game. As of this posting of this definition, only 1 is known to exist on all servers combined. The controversy surronding this item, is how it has never dropped again, and maybe AV has been killed about 20+ times so far across all servers.
When the only time it has dropped it have been given to a Tarutaru Samurai. While the community on a forum that found out about this, questioned about why it went to this paticular person.
When the only time it has dropped it have been given to a Tarutaru Samurai. While the community on a forum that found out about this, questioned about why it went to this paticular person.
Lolsaurus Rex
Lolsaurus Rex by smartboy369 May 4, 2007
lolsandwich
It's a sentence or phrase that begins with "lol" and ends with "lol." People who use lolsandwiches are normally above the age of 35 and tend to capitalize every letter in the sentence, and these sentences are normally followed with an unnecessary amount of exclamation points.
lolsandwich by Madden Schultz January 23, 2011
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