lolsaq 

Laugh Out Loud Stupid Ass Question

Pronounced lol-sack

Joe the Plumber: "What's the G-spot?"
Barack Obama: "Lolsaq"

lolsaq by Swimming Jesus October 3, 2011

lolsacks

A general term of amusement.

John: I tripped over my Pokeball the other day.
Robert: Lolsacks.

lolsacks by XenoPistach March 25, 2008

lolsanchez 

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

Lolsquid 

A combination of Liquid and Solid denoting an ambiguous substance between the two.

This gooey gel is a lolsquid

Lolsquid by Double A batteries November 3, 2008

lolsash 

a virtual item called the "Ninurta's Sash" on FFXI online game for the PS2 or PC & Xbox. Quite possibly the hardest item to obtain on the hardest mob in the game. As of this posting of this definition, only 1 is known to exist on all servers combined. The controversy surronding this item, is how it has never dropped again, and maybe AV has been killed about 20+ times so far across all servers.
When the only time it has dropped it have been given to a Tarutaru Samurai. While the community on a forum that found out about this, questioned about why it went to this paticular person.

player 1: yesss we killed AV
player 2: please please please come on sash drop please
player 1: nope, just a rod
player 2: damn it, i was hoping i would be the 2nd person of all ffxi to get it.
player 1: lolsash

lolsash by al84 August 28, 2006

Lolsaurus Rex 

An ancient giant hilarity that still stalks the earth today.

Friend 1: I just got pelted in the face with a sandal.

Friend 2: hahahaha!!!! Lolsaurus Rex!

Lolsaurus Rex by smartboy369 May 4, 2007

lolsandwich 

It's a sentence or phrase that begins with "lol" and ends with "lol." People who use lolsandwiches are normally above the age of 35 and tend to capitalize every letter in the sentence, and these sentences are normally followed with an unnecessary amount of exclamation points.

LOL, I READ ON URBANDICTIONARY.COM ABOUT A WORD NAMED LOLSANDWICH AND IT WAS FUNNY LOL!!!!!!!!!!

lolsandwich by Madden Schultz January 23, 2011