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A reply to something that is amazingly funny but funnier than something you would reply to with lolwhut.
Person 1:I just saw a hobo wandering up the road on fire riding a unicorn
Person 2: LOLSAM!?!
LOLSAM by Turtlewarrior February 28, 2011
Words you can keep
John: I tripped over my Pokeball the other day.
Robert: Lolsacks.
lolsacks by XenoPistach March 25, 2008
Related Words
Lollama is a term used for describing something so funny that it would make even the stern faced llama laugh out loud.
Guy: That movie was hilarious!

Girl : I know that movie was LOLlamas

Guy: yeah! . . .wait. . . whaaat?!?!?!

lolsanchez 

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

LOLamatron 

A machine, designed and programmed to create LOLs
The most advanced LOLamatron in the UK belongs to Edd Gould
LOLamatron by Noodlesofice April 4, 2009
Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.
Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.
LOLSTM by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011
lol + awesome. Use it when something is both awesome, and funny.
Midget mud wrestling is lolsome!
lolsome by Aetheryn December 23, 2007
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