1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1) When a well known good player of Steam Games such as Counter-Strike Source passes off as a non-hacker to the other players, but then gets VACed proving he was a cheater all along.
broken: I own all your asses in counter-strike.
GenDeathRaiser: lolvaced
broken: i play cs daily, on fully protected servers, i didnt hack. duno how fucking retarded you people are but its funny to me. how you waste your time on lame jokes that dont work and arent original. it was my friend that got my account vaced and he bought me a new 1 so stfu
Lolacablamatron is an extreme version of the simple Lol. It is manly used by geeks who don't really laugh out loud but say ''lol'' but take it to the extreme and say Lolacablamatron
Lolacablamatron! YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB
Lolacablamatron, you fail.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!