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lockard

A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.
Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know
by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018
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Lockades

A ROBLOX Youtuber that uploads content from the most popular ROBLOX baseball game, HCBB 9v9.
"Oh, Lockades hit another homerun."
by j2anonymous March 10, 2022
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/b/lockade

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.
Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"
by callfor/b/lackup July 28, 2010
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Lockward

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.
if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.
by Autismprime July 5, 2011
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lockadoranoia

The compulsion to check each individual car door repeatedly after closing all the doors using automatic locking.
The woman's lockadoranoia seemed to be keeping her in the parking lot for 20 minutes.
by Grenville Grunger September 8, 2003
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LOCKTARD

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.
Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.
by H10134 November 29, 2011
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Lockart

An amazing last name for a lit family
We are the Lockart’s
by Mav February 11, 2018
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