LOCKTARD

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

by H10134 November 29, 2011

Lucktard

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 6, 2008

Lockward

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.

if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.

by Autismprime July 5, 2011

licktard

A fucktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other associated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.

Kevin; I just ate out Brittney Spears!
Pink; You're a goddamn licktard, wait isn't she your ex.

by Coolguy666 May 14, 2016

lockard

A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.

Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know

by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018

locotard

An extremely good anitoker, probably one of the best, and the prettiest boy weeb. He get's all of the girls, and you must hide yourself when he is around you or he'll steal your girl.

"Oh my god locotard is coming! Everyone hide your children and girlfriends!"

by locotard February 28, 2022