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Lochward 

when someone by the name of "loch" (prounounced lock) makes a situation awkward. Making everyone feel uncomfortable, awkward, or "lochward".
"Hey Loch, wanna be my boyfriend?" "no." "oh.. well this is Lochward."
Lochward by Joseph Steine March 27, 2012
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A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.
Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know
lockard by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018
When you laugh out loud....HARD. When you're uncontrollably laughing. Used mainly in text messages or over IM, not usually suitable to be said out loud. Just basically when you laugh out loud so much lol doesnt sum it up.
Convo over IM:

User 1: Sends friend funny image

User 2:"lolhard"
lolhard by tylertk December 8, 2009
a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
"where're you from?"
"locharber"
locharber by pablo/nop December 27, 2005

locharda 

it is an insult used on someone who drives a Toyota corola
Based on an insult "loch"
person driving a "Toyota Corolla": Hey fucker drive faster!

person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!
locharda by beatupMimic October 31, 2021
A great guy who has no chill and will bash your fucking skull in with a brick
Negan is such a lochary.
lochary by Gyro88 January 12, 2017