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converted name of scottish clan called the lockhards who moved to france at some point in time. lochard is prenounced lowshard. the remaining Lochards in america is weakining but it still holds a high amount in France. the kilt color consists of blue and green
man did you see lochard score the final goal. he is so good at hockey
Lochard by THE Great Lochard January 27, 2010
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Lochward 

when someone by the name of "loch" (prounounced lock) makes a situation awkward. Making everyone feel uncomfortable, awkward, or "lochward".
"Hey Loch, wanna be my boyfriend?" "no." "oh.. well this is Lochward."
Lochward by Joseph Steine March 27, 2012
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A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.
Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know
lockard by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018
When you laugh out loud....HARD. When you're uncontrollably laughing. Used mainly in text messages or over IM, not usually suitable to be said out loud. Just basically when you laugh out loud so much lol doesnt sum it up.
Convo over IM:

User 1: Sends friend funny image

User 2:"lolhard"
lolhard by tylertk December 8, 2009
a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
"where're you from?"
"locharber"
locharber by pablo/nop December 27, 2005

locharda 

it is an insult used on someone who drives a Toyota corola
Based on an insult "loch"
person driving a "Toyota Corolla": Hey fucker drive faster!

person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!
locharda by beatupMimic October 31, 2021
A great guy who has no chill and will bash your fucking skull in with a brick
Negan is such a lochary.
lochary by Gyro88 January 12, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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