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A malicious site which encourages kids to buy credits to get furni.
"How much Habbo furni you got?"
"More than you. I've got an Imp Teleporter"
by CK_2K5 December 07, 2005
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A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.
1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!
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A notorious online method of socializing known as Habbo Hotel, or simply Habbo. In this isometric, 2D program, users can buy things like virtual furniture, virtual cameras, and virtual pets, although there's a catch: You can only buy these items with real money.

In the actual Habbo world, there's a lot of corruption. People are fighting left and right, despite the noncombative nature of the program. The ineffective filter allows the most primitive alterations of swearwords to pass through. And there's a mob of unofficial sub-organizations trying to leech furniture off the Habbo populace in return for a high position in the organization, shockingly similar to real-life pyramid schemes.

But there's a lot of people Habbo has hooked into sustained usage nonetheless.
"Hi, how's it going?... Oh, don't tell me you've been doing Habbo?"
"Man, I put 20 bucks into a Mode sofa and some more film rolls."
"You really need to stop playing this, dude. I'm trying to help you here, listen to me!"
"Shut up! I hate you! I never wanna see your ugly mug again!"
by N8tehGR8 January 23, 2007
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Habbo hotel. Otherwise known as just habbo is an online game on which you chat to your "friends". Friends as in random people you meet in rooms and decide to add them to you list of many other "friends".

Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.

If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Example- A typical day on habbo:

Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?

Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!

Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
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An online community in which people who have no life nor friend in the real world hide behind a computer for endless hours playing a game. They play fake role playing activity's what shows their level of maturity. Habbo Hotel is monitored nearly 24-7 by habbo moderators who wish to be payed $12 an hour to be loved for once in their life by little kiddies.

The hotel is also managed by sulake staff that work in HQ's around the globe, their part in habbo hotel is advertising and making sure young teenagers say the love them so they can take advantage of them and make them spend heaps and heaps on money for a hang out for cock heads.

Then you have a fan site called that supports the hangout for cocks as well, they are dick heads accept for andrew charlie and tom see mining the do not spend endless hours on habbo hotel. Habbo's uses to chat about habbo events and to chat. The site is leasing into favoritisms and as legionnaire! said is a popularity contest. Unfortunately for you, you're losing. On a brighter note, you're winning at failing at life. Claps4u.

That sums it up habbo hotel is a hang out for cock heads if you hate it then
Example of maturity:

Habbo2: You want to have sex?
Habbo3: You look sexy.
Habbo4: asl.
Habbo5: Habbo isnt a game its life.
by Jewlake May 09, 2008
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A sorry excuse for a game in which you can chat, swim, play and do a lot of other fun exciting things...

...with child molesters.

Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
Person: Hey what's up!

Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.

Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?

Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him

Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...


Person: Goon.
by skrewi lui October 27, 2007
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