Lockward 

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.

if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.

Lockward by Autismprime July 5, 2011

lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.

Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Julian's pink dildo slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!

lolkward by uncle juju December 11, 2009

LOCKTARD 

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

LOCKTARD by H10134 November 29, 2011

Lochward 

when someone by the name of "loch" (prounounced lock) makes a situation awkward. Making everyone feel uncomfortable, awkward, or "lochward".

"Hey Loch, wanna be my boyfriend?" "no." "oh.. well this is Lochward."

Lochward by Joseph Steine March 27, 2012

lockard

A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.

Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know

lockard by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018

lolkward 

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.

Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Jimmy's small penis slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!

lolkward by Pwneillionaire December 11, 2009