Squidward: I have leukophobia.
Patrick: what does that mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of the color white.
Patrick: oooooh, the majority of Americans
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!
A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.
The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.
The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my momsaid no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.
“I cant go out my momsaid no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.