me : " Yo dude ! I just sent you a link of Jay-z's niggas in paris , check it out !

my mentally challenged peer : nah bro i got a severe case of linkophobia !

Linkophobia by Blowing Bubbles With Swag June 16, 2012

linphobia

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

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leukophobia

(n) The irrational fear of the color white.

Squidward: I have leukophobia.
Patrick: what does that mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of the color white.
Patrick: oooooh, the majority of Americans
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!

leukophobia by Nye Jeeria September 15, 2020

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Linkophobic

Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.

The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.

Linkophobic by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009

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linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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