Lintphobia 

The phobia (extreme fear) of lint.

"Izzy has lintphobia, she is terrified of lint."

Lintphobia by lovelygutz April 19, 2022

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

Linkophobia 

The fear or process of linking.

I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person

Linkophobia by @ThatsLudaChriss May 22, 2018

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Linkophobia 

A fear of linking or meeting up

I hate a bitch wit linkophobia

Linkophobia by kid motha fkn cali 11hkallow June 6, 2018

Pintphobia 

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

Pintphobia by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023