landphobia

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Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

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ladphobic

Prejudice against lads, often shown by people who aren't up for a cheeky Nando's and a bit of banter.

Person 1: " Ha, look at those lads, I bet there off for a cheeky Nando's. I hate them."
Person 2: "What?, you can't say that, it's ladphobic."

ladphobic by allaboutthabooty December 9, 2015

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lasaphobia

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

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linphobia

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

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lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

lagophobia by Juuster May 18, 2016

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laniphobia

Its a term of you being afraid of your friend or significant other names lelani or lani

Jess: I have laniphobia
Lani: hey.
Jess: AHHHHH

laniphobia by VELLIE February 11, 2022

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Luanaphobia

luanaphobia is when you don’t agree with her statements, opinions,ignore her attention seeking and be rude to her. most often shown by polls due to fear of her sometimes impulsive actions or in groupchats on twitter.

are there any cures?

improve your taste obviously.

person a : wow luana is sooo annoying

person b : that’s luanaphobia ! im breaking the moot

Luanaphobia by Luhuanaa September 21, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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