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limpstick 

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".
I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.
limpstick by QuacksO December 8, 2019
Words you can keep

limpdickism 

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.
He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.
limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Rush Limpdick 

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.
Rush Limpdick by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009
when someone makes a horrible attempt to lipsynch (which in and of itself is so very annoying).
I just saw the kids on American Idol totally lipstink a performance... Totally dreadful and disappointing.
lipstink by PURPLE HAYES March 4, 2009

putting lipstick on a pig 

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
Word of the Day on September 11, 2008

Lipstick Alley 

Lipstick Alley was originally a website for Black women of all ethnicities, but originally only for African-American women. Now it is a website full of people masked in "digital blackface" and trolls who "doxx" people's personal information, and the moderators and The Admin are okay with that. In fact the Admin and moderators scheme behind closed doors to get rid of users they find irritating, it was revealed by a moderator that they discuss members, which is why certain members are always given warnings for no reason and then banned indefinitely. They also have favorite members, who can do no wrong. They can "doxx" and "cyber-bully" and get no warnings. They also love to use the "groan" button to show how much they dislike someone, which shows you how crazy they are.

Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.

There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.
"I don't like what you have to say on Lipstick Alley, so I'm going to GROAN you to death with the rating system! And get you banned by the Admin and the moderators!"

Response: "DAMN!"
Lipstick Alley by RanRanChan September 19, 2020

whore lipstick 

Bright red lipstick.
Generally worn by high end whores.
Hey look, Jessica's wearing her whore lipstick!
Crystal is thinking about wearing whore lipstick, tonight.
whore lipstick by Whore101 June 21, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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