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Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer
Wow lumpkinella is amazing
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018

Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
Limping Off by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump
the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.

lipkindouger 

A man that has had constipation for quite some time, and during sex with his partner shits himself horribly upon climax.
Man, Steve is such a lipkindouger. I'm still cleaning the shit out of my pussy.
lipkindouger by Ryan Cistover March 7, 2007