lampkin 

When a girl is so ugly you gotta put a lampshade on her head and then put the lamp post up her ass

It was $2 double night so I brought Ashley home and gave her the old fashioned lampkin

lampkin by Girlgirl2020 March 20, 2024

Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer

Wow lumpkinella is amazing

Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018

Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.

Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.

Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Mr. Lamkin 

A sixth grade history teacher at mokena junior high school, who needs to learn to cut his hair. His hair is very long and makes him look like a girl somewhat. He is very nice but mean at the same time, and he likes puppy shirts. He also likes to make fun of his students. He looks like George Washington kind of...

Wow Mr. Lamkin can be nice sometimes but he really roasts his students!

Mr. Lamkin by SUSIESALLYSEASHELLYS June 19, 2018

lamping 

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lamprini 

Female name originated from Greece, translated as "shining one". Lamprinis are pretty rare, even in Greece. If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky, and find out as much as you can about her. Chances are she's going to rock your socks off.

Girl1: I spend hours doing my hair and make-up and I stiil feel fat and ugly...
Lamprini: Stop it.

Lamprini by Randreas November 4, 2012

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011