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When a girl is so ugly you gotta put a lampshade on her head and then put the lamp post up her ass
It was $2 double night so I brought Ashley home and gave her the old fashioned lampkin
lampkin by Girlgirl2020 March 20, 2024
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Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer
Wow lumpkinella is amazing
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018
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Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Mr. Lamkin 

A sixth grade history teacher at mokena junior high school, who needs to learn to cut his hair. His hair is very long and makes him look like a girl somewhat. He is very nice but mean at the same time, and he likes puppy shirts. He also likes to make fun of his students. He looks like George Washington kind of...
Wow Mr. Lamkin can be nice sometimes but he really roasts his students!
When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.
I was lamping at home this morning.
lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lamprini 

Female name originated from Greece, translated as "shining one". Lamprinis are pretty rare, even in Greece. If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky, and find out as much as you can about her. Chances are she's going to rock your socks off.
Girl1: I spend hours doing my hair and make-up and I stiil feel fat and ugly...
Lamprini: Stop it.
Lamprini by Randreas November 4, 2012

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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