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Liknes is a last name that only legends can have
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I likes 'em Thick

Phrase coined and made popular by fitness guru and power speaker N Nick during the early 21st Century as a positive and encouraging declaration in regards to celebrating the succulent and desirable body type of the thick , bodacious female.
Self-conscious about her body, but grateful for his kind gesture, Betsy told Brandon, "Thank you for the ride home". Smirking as he unzipped his pants Brandon replied, "You could have used the walk, but I could use the blow job". Betsy, began to speak again but Brandon cut her off quickly and snapped, "Fine, whatever, bitch, I likes 'em Thick".
by Nikki Stixx July 20, 2020
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Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.
Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.
by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011
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Likesaber

An achievement only obtainable on youtube.

Likesabers have two forms Green and Red.

A Green Likesaber is when a youtube video is so popular, the small red bar only consists of trolls and genuine idiots.

The Red Likesaber is the opposite of a Green lightsaber, it is used to point out the overwhelming opposition to the quality of the video or it's content.

As the name suggests, it is called this because the like/dislike bar below the youtube video has achieved the proportions of a lightsaber.
Damn my shakey recording of a family guy episode got the Red Likesaber.

Amazing athiest just got given yet another Green Likesaber for his views on feminism.
by c3217 October 25, 2011
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Tight lines

A salutation, greeting, or wish for good luck between fishermen. Keeping your lines tight indicates that you're catching lots of fish.
a.) You're going out on the water today? Tight lines!
b.) Happy birthday buddy and tight lines!
by Jonlama August 16, 2016
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Shakespeare Lines

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.
The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.
by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012
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Lioness

A extremely independent , ambitious, driven woman who is fierce, backs up her shit, and takes care of her own, friends, and family.
"woah bro, behave. She's a lioness, she will rip you apart."
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" I need no man to take care of me, I am a lioness, I conquer, vanquish what needs to be, and I take home the bounty."
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person 1: "you can't do that, it's dangerous, especially for a girl"
Lioness: "Well, that's nice and you can kiss my ass too. Cuz, I am gonna conquer that shit like a beast."

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if a strange random male/ female makes a sexual approach or physical attack...she is ready to put her all into smiting...every wound, broken part, scream...is that sound of glory... another step towards this person never bothering her again.

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"that mother hen will tear you apart like a Lioness, if you fuck with her friends"
by kldlk January 3, 2014
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