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One who repeatedly posts cheesy and/or generic quotes/information as their Facebook status in order to accumulate likes.
Dude, this is her third time giving relationship advice as her status...

I know man, what a likestitute
by WasimAkram February 27, 2011
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A Facebook friend who instantly will "like" all statuses and activities you post
Friend: "Man that girl Beth has liked everything you've posted for the past week."

You: "Yea, I'm thinking about deleting her. She is a total likestitute."
by FBannoyed March 13, 2011
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