Litnesses 

Refers to the amount of people who are lit, af, at a moment

Man, their were like five litnesses at the party last night

Litnesses by Apauley July 2, 2016

Jemima's Witnesses 

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!

I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.

Jemima's Witnesses by Geshman WG October 13, 2010

Litness test 

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

Litness test by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

witness the litness 

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

witness the litness by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Trump’s Witnesses 

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

Trump’s Witnesses by Fasters January 14, 2023

Litness 

The measure of how lit someone or something is

The litness of the party was so high

Litness by Vsm20129 June 13, 2016

Jehovahs Witnesses 

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

Jehovahs Witnesses by RandomMe September 16, 2009